There are tons of inspirational sportswear out there with fun quotes and phrases, but the ones that we enjoy even more are the puny ones with hilarious quotes on them. Here are some of our favorites:
“This princess scores more than your boyfriend.”
Not only is this sports related but it’s also a dead on burn at the same time. Can we say apply ice to burned area? It’s the perfect tank to get your girlfriend or sister if she’s insanely competitive when it comes to sports. Just make sure that her measurement for points in her sport is known as scoring or else it wouldn’t make sense.
“I think I’m allergic to iron because I’m all swole up.”
For any guy that’s a heavy lifter, this is the perfect shirt for once you’ve achieved your goal body shape and form. Getting swole tonight at the gym? Better put on that shirt so that everyone else knows about it as well!
“Hakuna Masquata, it means nice booty.”
Right? Wrong, but it sure does sound funny. We all know that squats lead to a nice bum, so why not share the happiness and start squatting all around!
“Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth.”
Mock all of the gym rats with this T-shirt while you go gyming and make them crave pizza. We know you’d rather that cheesy goodness and will probably eat it anyways as soon as you’re done your workout.
“I do marathons… on Netflix.”
Yup we do too. But also marathon runs as well. The perfect punny shirt for any marathon runner, we highly recommend you picking this one up as a funny gift.
“Because I’m all about the weights, about the weights, no treadmill.”
Who doesn’t love a good set of song lyrics made into a punny saying?